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traveler1 asked
Q: Irene Got demoted to a tropical storm.
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really? i had no clue? im actually responding to this from under water thanks for the info!!!!!

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- Hurricane Irene to NYC
First I park my car, then I fuck your bitch.
- Marlon Brando
Who throws a shoe? Honestly!?
- George W. Bush
Wait ‘til you see my dick.
- Prince Albert
All these bitches is my sons.
- Eve
Young money, baby!
- Jay Gatsby
You’ll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.
- Beethoven’s doctor, to Beethoven
Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?
Put the pussy in a sarcophagus.
- King Tut (Tutankhamun)
That’s fucking bull shit, because I would never be caught dead in Georgia.
- Lucifer