August 2011
44 posts
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traveler1 asked: Irene Got demoted to a tropical storm.
“Here I am, rock you like a hurricane”
– Hurricane Irene to NYC
“First I park my car, then I fuck your bitch.”
– Marlon Brando
“Who throws a shoe? Honestly!?”
– George W. Bush
“Wait ‘til you see my dick.”
– Prince Albert
“All these bitches is my sons.”
– Eve
“Young money, baby!”
– Jay Gatsby
“You’ll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.”
– Beethoven’s doctor, to Beethoven
“Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?
Put the pussy in a sarcophagus.”
– King Tut (Tutankhamun)
“That’s fucking bull shit, because I would never be caught dead in Georgia.”
– Lucifer
“Fuck your religion.”
– Martin Luther to Pope Leo X
“Gangster shit hereditary; got it from my dad.”
– Albert Francis Capone
“I am my hair.”
– Chewbacca
“i swore i’d never fall again, but this don’t even feel like falling....”
– Sir Isaac Newton
“I’m sorry Mama.
I never meant to hurt you.
I never meant to make you...”
– Oedipus Rex
“I’m not even going to swat that fly.”
– Simon, The Lord of the Flies
“I am number 1, 2 is not a winner, and 3 nobody remembers”
– President George Washington
“Yeeeeaaaahh, I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday…”
– Ellen G. White, co-founder of the Seventh-day Adventist church
“FOR THE ALLIANCE!!”
– Germany, Austria–Hungary, and Italy 1882
“What’s in the box?!”
РErwin Schr̦dinger
“I can hear the bells, well don’t you hear ‘em chime? Can’t you...”
– Claude Frollo
“Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me, no way, no way, no it’s not a...”
– Malvolio (from Twelfth Night by Shakespeare)
“The first rule to accumulation of wealth: Don’t trust nobody but your...”
– Steve Jobs
“We went to the moon, in 1969.”
– Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins
“You are supreme
The chicks will cream
For Greased Lightning”
– Zeus
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rudums asked: Completely off any topic(although maybe it is on one topic after all), just wanted to compliment you guys on the splendidly unrelated gifs you use when you answer people's questions. And stuff.
I just like them.
I just like them.
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krumcake asked: Oh...rape isn't funny.
“I sent this bitch a picture of my dick.”
– Anthony Weiner
“I make it rain, make it rain, make it rain on them hoes.”
– Mother Nature
“Less talk, more head, right now, huh?”
– Maximilien Robespierre
“It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss.”
– Judas
“This. Right here. Is my. Swag. All. The girls. Are on me. Damn. Every. Body....”
– Alexander the Great
“I fought the law and the law won.”
– Guy Fawkes
“Tonight we dine in hell”
– Odysseus
Submission box is open again.
Don’t hurt yourself.
“Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do… I’m half-crazy all for the...”
– Jay Gatsby
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thenotsolazyblogger1-deactivate asked: please open the submission box soon. i want to post something. and i loooooooove this blog. i think ive been here for 3 hours just reading each quote.
“Motherfucker.”
– Sigmund Freud
“It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?”
– Juliet
“Sit down, you’re rockin’ the boat”
– Noah to the animals on the Ark
“Hey sexy lady, it was nice to know you, but I gotta move on.”
– Luke Skywalker (to Princess Leia)
“They call me girl, they call me Stacey, they call me her, they call me Jane....”
– The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
“Since we went off to war
What do we want?
A girl worth fighting for”
– Paris about Helen of Troy
“Well, you have a sweet bike, and you’re really good at hooking up with...”
– Richard Wagner to Friedrich Nietzsche
“Girl you be killin’ ‘em, you be killin’ ‘em.”
– Philip II of Spain, to Mary Tudor
July 2011
168 posts
“You in danger, girl.”
– Cassandra
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actionactioncut asked: I think you meant "We can’t edit posts. ;)"
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procrastin88888888 asked: Nietzsche* on that last one ;)
“Nietzche is dead.”
– God
“Ima need to see your fucking hands at the concert.”
– Beethoven