 | daisyinsertgenericbandname asked |
| Q: How do i submit the correct way? |
The submission box is closed. The. Submission. Box. Is. Closed. You can submit through the submission box when it opens.
 | jesusismybarber asked |
| Q: I'd like a link to you personal tumblrs you witty motherfuckers ;) |
Steph’s the witty one, tbqh. I’m just around.
 | eathaikus-deactivated20110816-d asked |
| Q: How do you know when the sub box is closed? |
when its not open.
 | Anonymous asked |
| Q: So, I've gathered from this blog-- You DO accept quotes from fictional "Historical" figures, (Ie. Jay Gatsby, General Zaroff, ETC)? |
And Santa Claus.
 | 97percentchanceofcarley asked |
| Q: How raunchy do you allow your quotes to get? Obviously you have a pretty broad readership and I know you post selectively, but does vulgarity play into that or just a quote not being funny? |
IDK what you mean by vulgar… Like this?
I don’t know why that quote is funny or where it’s from but… no. If it doesn’t tickle me somewhere, I reject it.
Also, I don’t appreciate googling some of these and seeing stolen jokes.
That shit isn’t cute.
;___;
| Anonymous asked |
| Q: about how long does it take for a quote to get published. like if you submitted one today and you guys liked it and put it in the queue. |
Wellllll anon, that depends. If we have a day when every other quote we receive is amazing and queued, then the line and wait will be longer because we only publish 10 a day now. Also sometimes we rearrange and delete things from the queue itself.
Wow, this is a long shoulder shrug of an answer.
Sorry, anon.
| Anonymous asked |
| Q: Burn baby burn, it's a disco inferno. -Osama bin laden |
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I guess we need to keep this disclaimer up because people really think the ask box is a second submission box.
It isn’t.
When the sub box is closed, it’s usually to prevent more stuff from getting in so we can queue and delete shit efficiently. Is that not obvious to some of you?
I don’t know right now, lol.
Also, don’t resubmit this; it’s not funny.
| Anonymous asked |
| Q: i so appreciate your snark |
Thank you, anon. Currently, we’re already over 100 messages and almost 50 posts in the queue. This blog is a mess and we know that but please don’t clog it up with questions about when your quote is going to be published because there’s a big chance that it won’t be.
Yes, we reject submissions
Yes, we actually look up the quote and source to make sure they correlate or just plain make US laugh
No, “Nigga” -Martin Luther King, Jr. is not funny
Neither is your “asoweifioew” Helen Keller joke.
Prithee, dear followers, read the FAQ and realize that this place is more active than your single “Giggity Giggity”— Bill Clinton joke and that we’ve probably received your question or quote before.
I’m gunna start tagging and cleaning up this blog a bit and maybe Amanda can mess with the HTML to make the links easier to read.
I feel silly for even caring about this shit.
x
| Anonymous asked |
| Q: do you guys reject submissions? i've posted two that i thought were pretty good but they were a from a week or two ago. |
